by ronfiction » Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:20 am
White cards:
Crushing aliens with a power loader
Surprisingly bad ass elevator music
Slow moving reapers
Well worded forum posts
Screaming in pain for the first 30 seconds
Really fast spawn rates
Blowing off the game on speech for dinner
1000 credits
Running out of ammo
Runic stones
The safety dance
Being well fed
FBI stake outs
Laboratory raids
Eugene Jackson
The limb trimmer 3000
Sweet Amizon discounts
JD's Prono collection
A really cool matrix style gun fight
Whatever delicious dessert Treska made
The power going out... Again
A wardrobe made entirely of flannel
Experimenting on prisoners
Faking a hockey fight
A small pyramid of skulls
A ratty looking trench coat
A key blade
Crank
Something with way too many eye balls
Tin foil hats
Preforming an exorcism
Blood drives
AA meetings
1 percenters
drop bears
Waist high snow drifts
Budget cuts
An Atlatl
Using child labor in roofing work
Taking pictures of everything
Your back up character
Head shots
Losing a leg
A fund razor
Getting stuck on an island
Freaky-Deaky VooDoo bullshit
Writing a metal song for your larp
Zombie gangsters
Black cards:
"Productivity at DPL's lumber mill went up when they gave _____ to it's employees."
"Rumor has it that Amarok goes after ______"
"Amizon has started to sell ______ now."
"The Vigil has taken a hard stance against ______"
"1812's latest upgrades protect it from ______"
"Recent pels suggest that players want more ________ and ________ mods"
"Everyone was surprised to see ______ during the system run"
"_______ was totally worth the twist points"
"_______ was found at the crime scene"
"A large amount of ______ gets Whisper Hill through the winter"
"I think ______ would have made a great boss fight"
"In his spare time, old man Marner relaxes with ______"
"Once an independent nation, Quebec quickly moved to out law _______"
"While hacking AMT, Harry stumbled across files about ______"
"Rumor has it that ______ caused burning skies"
"Atlantians were the undisputed masters of _______ and _______"
"The follow up game to Occam's razor is going to have a lot more ______ in it"
"____really irritates the giant moths"
"Killing a thing doesn't make you a monster. Killing a thing that don't need killing makes you a monster."