Cards Against Whisper Hill

[John!]

Howdy Gang,

Just moving this from Facebook to the forums so we have a nice and central location for whatever ideas we come up with.

So far we have:

Wiz biz
Fey fuckery
Beep boop
Ezra town
Repillians
Bretts tinfoil hat
Drinking antifreeze
Waking up to a dropbear at the window.
Craigslist Wizards
Taking Lunch with Wendigo
BMV Agony by Warping
Being Welcomed to Whisper Hill
Reverend Hotness
Teaching Fetches with Uncomfortable Metaphors
10,000 Damage to Kaiju by Rocketfist
Donovan's Lizard People Rant
Lizard People
Lou Getting Shot in the Hand
Poor Trigger Discipline
"Speak to Human"
Crossing the ritual circle
Making a Faustian deal
Mosh pit BRUTALITY
Making a bad decision with Leo
Getting your picture taken with Father Hand-Cannon.
Let me get a selfie
Hunting Permit for a Rocket Launcher


There's another list, but I don't have it!

[Merana33]

Crime club
Hot boxing in the morgue
The remote of shame
The nightlight of truth

[Jacob]

...what? What is this?

[Owle Isohos]

This is us suggesting OR-themed Cards Against Humanity style cards. It started on Facebook, but was moved over here so we could actually, like, find it later.

I would like to add "Hugging the Penance" to the list.

[Sally]

[quote="Owle Isohos"]This is us suggesting OR-themed Cards Against Humanity style cards. It started on Facebook, but was moved over here so we could actually, like, find it later.

I would like to add "Hugging the Penance" to the list.[/quote]

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THE ROOK TRYING THIS AND GETTING LEFT MAIMED AND BLEEDING AND THE [b]BODYCOUNT [/b]REQUIREMENT STARTING?

[b]NO ONE?![/b]

[Ariel]

May I humbly suggest the following (most of which are just "things in the game that probably make for good cards"):

The sound of whistling and humming at the same time
Book Club
Jezibaba
Ashkari's hat
A Fallen Angel
The System
The Dawn King
The Dusk King
A frickin' lightsaber
Levi's cake ritual
The Black Gate
Killing everyone because of your Defense Mechanism

I'm sure I'll have more ideas later, but I should, like, actually do my job. ^_^

[Owle Isohos]

[quote="Sally"][quote="Owle Isohos"]This is us suggesting OR-themed Cards Against Humanity style cards. It started on Facebook, but was moved over here so we could actually, like, find it later.

I would like to add "Hugging the Penance" to the list.[/quote]

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THE ROOK TRYING THIS AND GETTING LEFT MAIMED AND BLEEDING AND THE [b]BODYCOUNT [/b]REQUIREMENT STARTING?

[b]NO ONE?![/b][/quote]

THIS IS WHY IT MAKES A GOOD CARD!!! Because it's such a bad idea!!!

[ronfiction]

My submissions for the game:

White cards:

Root by fun fact
A whole lot of Plasma
Fighting like a dirty hobo
A senator's missing daughter
Hiding your demon shackles
Jokes about Quebec
'Union business'
A bunch of pissed off alien bugs
The diner failing it's health inspection again
A red shirt
Suspicious metal allergies
Letting the rest of the world die because of your personal moral code
Well timed creepy music from the jukebox
Eco terrorists
A haunted typewriter
Staking a vampire just like in the movies
A trip to the hard ware store
Long therapy sessions
Leaving no witnesses
Big foot tours
Going on a gas run
A time traveling German
The latest edition of the last free voice

Black cards:

"What did you bring to the company picnic?"
"When we go talk to the Thek queen, do not mention _______"
"It seemed like a good idea until _______ got involved"
"We called for back up and got _______ instead"
"Talon demanded we surrender _______ during the negotiations."
"_______ caused quite a stir at the tribal council meeting."
"The best power source for the defibrillator is _______"
"_______ is the latest product of McGregor pharmaceuticals."
"Marco just added _______ to the menu."
"_______ showed up in everyone's Pel this event."
"________ is why Jacob had to break out the trout this time."
"_______ and _______ are the newest additions to main street."
"We needed to get a new fire marshal after _______"
"A new trend at the Whisper Hill high school has all the teens doing ________."
"Demarko's real estate company just broke ground on the new _______ project."
"What did you find at the antique store?"
"The ritual required ______ and ______ to be completed."

[tykiran]

Science!
The bucket of Science!

[ronfiction]

White cards:

Crushing aliens with a power loader
Surprisingly bad ass elevator music
Slow moving reapers
Well worded forum posts
Screaming in pain for the first 30 seconds
Really fast spawn rates
Blowing off the game on speech for dinner
1000 credits
Running out of ammo
Runic stones
The safety dance
Being well fed
FBI stake outs
Laboratory raids
Eugene Jackson
The limb trimmer 3000
Sweet Amizon discounts
JD's Prono collection
A really cool matrix style gun fight
Whatever delicious dessert Treska made
The power going out... Again
A wardrobe made entirely of flannel
Experimenting on prisoners
Faking a hockey fight
A small pyramid of skulls
A ratty looking trench coat
A key blade
Crank
Something with way too many eye balls
Tin foil hats
Preforming an exorcism
Blood drives
AA meetings
1 percenters
drop bears
Waist high snow drifts
Budget cuts
An Atlatl
Using child labor in roofing work
Taking pictures of everything
Your back up character
Head shots
Losing a leg
A fund razor
Getting stuck on an island
Freaky-Deaky VooDoo bullshit
Writing a metal song for your larp
Zombie gangsters

Black cards:

"Productivity at DPL's lumber mill went up when they gave _____ to it's employees."
"Rumor has it that Amarok goes after ______"
"Amizon has started to sell ______ now."
"The Vigil has taken a hard stance against ______"
"1812's latest upgrades protect it from ______"
"Recent pels suggest that players want more ________ and ________ mods"
"Everyone was surprised to see ______ during the system run"
"_______ was totally worth the twist points"
"_______ was found at the crime scene"
"A large amount of ______ gets Whisper Hill through the winter"
"I think ______ would have made a great boss fight"
"In his spare time, old man Marner relaxes with ______"
"Once an independent nation, Quebec quickly moved to out law _______"
"While hacking AMT, Harry stumbled across files about ______"
"Rumor has it that ______ caused burning skies"
"Atlantians were the undisputed masters of _______ and _______"
"The follow up game to Occam's razor is going to have a lot more ______ in it"
"____really irritates the giant moths"