by Sally » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:31 am
[quote="Owle Isohos"][quote="HecateSkivvy"]Sally's trailer, since Scott was too modest to post one of his own... Begins with a familiar southern twang.
"Naow, lemme tell you 'bout Whisper Hill."
(Go, Scott. Go!)[/quote]
I also want to see Sally's trailer![/quote]
It's positively impossible to defy Kelsey & Leslie.
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Since everybody knows my Scene has something to do with the Butcher, I offer up what would HYPE me up first- seeing as many From Away folks flashing into the various BRUMMMMS that movie trailers have to have these days (...and some sweet Sally & the Butcher action at the end).
"Naow, leme tell ya 'bout Whisper Hill," Sally says, leaning in towards the camera with a beer in hand.
Cut to:
Amarok's howl and the Beta Wolf stepping out from the trees as Lou and JD scramble backwards.
Gus fire-axing a darkened as Maxwell Nail-guns another, and Ed throws a hammer, while Lou tries to barricade the Hardware Store's door.
Levi, Leo, and Professor Challenger circling around a Reaper at the Well of the Bones.
Sally's voice: "Never, ever, go out 'lone after dark. Ya want five 'r six folks with ya, at the least."
Cut to:
Sally's voice: "A gun, a knife, a golldarn baseball bat or a honest-to-God sword. Carry you a side arm at allll times."
Eden drawing her baton and cracking it down over the Giant Super Thek's head.
Billy pulling out Father Hand Cannon to obliterate one a rabid wolf on Main Street.
Dust slinging his rifle over his back, and stepping forward with his katana at the ready and his eyes low when the Amertume folk charge in.
Wild Fey cackling and slashing out along Main Street- Alice pulls her pipe and bat out from her coat.
Vacily and Liberty both drawing knives from out of nowhere and springing to action.
Cut to:
"An' don't chu never, ever so much as leave yer bed without a light on ya."
Kelsey raising her Lantern.
Ariel's fingers sparking with fire.
Amelia holding up one of Sally's own pink glowsticks.
Darkened all around swarming in.
Cut back to Sally, leaning towards the camera, kicking back the last of his beer:
"Oh, yeah shit, my bad, an I should prolly warn ya-"
Cut to:
Chloe lunging forward, her hood flying back to reveal Catface!
Hartighan swirling around, his trenchcoat and scarf whipping way as his claws shoot out as he jumps through the snow at a Amertume gasper with a shotgun.
Herne snarling forth his Dragonface and claws as he burst from the door to pounce on TALON's proteans.
Corvus sitting up from a chest full of bullets.
Victor in full Fey regalia flouncing about the AAA with her Spear.
Sally's voice: "Don't stare at folks like some sorta mouth-breathin' hillbilly fresh outta the Holler."
Sally shrugs as the scene returns to him. "I mean, this place ain't so bad, when you think 'bout it. Good folks all around."
Lou walks by, "Yeah, unless you've got to get some fuel out of the pump..."
A wide-eyed Sally gives a big, dumb nod, "OH, yeah! An' don't fuck with the Penance. Tha's just straight stupid!"
Cut to the Field next to the Diesel pump. Mason, unbound with skeletal arm and Hellsword, hacking away at the Butcher to no avail, then knocked aside. When the Butcher starts to step forward towards Lou and Marner, Sally's voice calls from behind him,
"Hey there, Big Fella!"
The Penance turns around to a wild-eyed and grinning Sally, who has both hands up to fight. The Penance's blades come into view, and Sally smiles wider, and draws his woefully inadequate KA-BAR knife and waves him on.
"C'mon now, don't be shy!"
Salvador "Sally" Lautner
GySgt., USMC (ret.)
"All you have is your fire
And the place you need to reach."
LL: Shaw LaMont
5G: Landry Saulteaux
Mad3: Luther Soren Wysen!
IRL: Scott LaTour