by Sally » Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:48 am
Sally drums his hands on the table, his fists nearly pumping as he listens to Kelsey, Ness, Nick, Amelia, and Eden discussing their predicament.
"Sky's on a fire, dragons roamin' the fields, we's pawns in an ancient war fer The-Anythin'-But-Iron-Throne, an' a bunch a super corp-o-rations is in coll-us-ion? Oh, an' some sortsa Death Gods wander in, an' another sortsa Spirit 'a Vengeance has me hackin' up townsfolk in the woods on iss be-half?"
His eyes are positively wild, and his voice isn't quite a yell, but isn't all that far off.
"Somebody cue up some fuckin' Queen on that there Jukebox 'cuz we is in the thick of it an' ain't nobody betta stop me now!" Sally clenches a fist- his arms and knuckles are covered in a good deal of dried blood (he was out their punching those Fae while they swung at him with swords, after all)- and it shakes from the sheer exuberance in his voice.
"Kelse' just said it- we on the Boarders and the Boarders have don' run weird , an I made it through the weekend withou' gettin' dru- well, without gettin' puke-all-over-myself drunk!"
Sure, he'd lost his damn mind out there in the woods with that inky goo splashed all over him, and he'd kicked a few back on the field to keep that Big Knife from shakin' out of his hand, but Sally Lautner wasn't wrong. He hadn't drunk himself stupid, even with 6 days of being dry.
"Don't ya'lls get it?"
He looks around the room, his wild eyes lit up, "If these is the borders, then we's the Shields that Guard the Realms of Fuckin' Men! An' women! An' chilluns an' puppies an' FUCKIN' EVE-RY-THANG! Shit, we's guardin' things we didn't even know exist! The night is daaaaaark and fulla fuckin' terras an' WE'S THE TORCH LIT AGAINS' THAT!"
If no one stops him bastardizing poor George R.R. Martin's words (words tattooed on Alice's arm, no less), Sally plows right ahead, "Er'ry-thang, er'rry-thang in our golldarn lives was jus' leadin' us here to be big darn heerahs. It was jus' PRACTICE fer what we's doin' now. What we's don'! WHAT WE'S GON' DO!"
His crazy eyes- the same crazy eyes that, when carrying the Big Knife make whoever meets them backpedal in sheer dread- scan over the room, and he looks right at the darkly-sparkly little girl,
"You hear that, kid? You wan' some golldarn FUN? Well there's yer fuckin' fun! We gon' slay dragons and cage Bug Headed De-mon Kings an' de-throne Faerie Princes an' banish bo-gey mans!"
He turns to Kelsey, a gore-stained finger leveled at her, "An' we's gon' do it to-geth-er, cuz as bad as it was out there, we took our lickin'! Ain't nobody turn jack-rabbit!"
That same finger goes to Eden, and Sally's nutty smile somehow gets even wider, "They dun' picked the wrong golldarn set-a-folks ta fuck wit', an' the next time they show, we's gonna put the pain to 'em... who-eva the hell THEY IS!"
Sally hops to his feet, grabs the nearest beer, and rather than kick it back, he spikes it straight onto the floor and lets out a raw "WHOO!" as it shatters. You can take the hillbilly out of high school football, but you can't take the high school football out the hillbilly.
That particular punctuation seems to register with the man, who looks down, looks around, and says, "Shit! Flo's gon' be pissed 'bout that. I gotta find me a mop n' broom!"
And with that, Sally Lautner half-bolts, half-limps off to find said mop and broom.
Salvador "Sally" Lautner
GySgt., USMC (ret.)
"All you have is your fire
And the place you need to reach."
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