Good Evening, Folk!
Terribly sorry to impose but with game nine days away, I wished to jump on the landmine to get it out of the way. Might I ask if anyone is passing by or through the Lowell area en route, may I claim a spot in or upon the car? Hooked to the bumper is not off the table as of yet.
Also, please do not waste a perfectly good human mine detector. Anyone else please march on through the bloody mist and make yourselves known.