Ladies and Gents:
I have stumbled across a Thing. It is a Thing of Beauty. I would very much like to share it with you all.
Unfortunately, it costs more than... I'm talking, like, almost as much as... alright, I'm not sure I'd want to drive to California in a car of equivalent value, but it would still beat walking.
Anyway.
If a number of people chip in, we might make a considerable dent in the price, at which point the game could likely pick up the rest if I squint and turn over a couple rocks.
This is very much a "way too much money for a single (well, in this case it would have 4 parts, but even so) prop" situation, but my bob, it's as close as I'll ever come to a number of my childhood dreams.
Which might be good or bad, depending on what you think I dreamed of as a child (assuming I was ever a child and didn't spring full grown from the earth as I am now).
Regardless, drop me a line if you're interested in pitching in for some utter ridiculousness...