Squatchin' supplies

[edseel]

I can see this going somewhere amazing:



The whisper hill community theater presents:

“Forbidden Love” Sasquatch and the Yeti, a tale of two monsters in love and the angry Mob that wants nothing more than to turn them into winter clothing.

Featuring original music from local artists

Mel: “I have a feeling, it could be sasquatch!”

[Merana33]

[quote="Mells"]The reason they tell us to walk around with flashlights at night is so that Yeti and Sasquatch can find you in the dark...

The real question is, what is the relationship between Yeti and Sasquatch? [/quote]

Whelp, as long as it's consensual 'taint no business o' mine..

See, that's what bothers me about them Moths, they 'aint got the decency to buy a feller a drink first..

[Tesla]

[quote]The whisper hill community theater presents:

“Forbidden Love” Sasquatch and the Yeti[/quote]

I have an excerpt from the script
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"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a wolf chasing deer. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The tribe has plans, the town has plans, The Sheriff's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. When I say that you and your tent was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you.
I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this town with a few footprints and a couple of logs. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a Yakuza will get shot, or a truckload of Blackstone will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old Trout will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!"[/color]

[Tesla]

Oh, for those who don't know Troma films, this is actually a real thing
Filmed in Massachusetts

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765488/


[img]http://img1.targetimg1.com/wcsstore/TargetSAS//img/p/11/37/11370764.jpg[/img]

[Mells]

[quote="Tesla"]Oh, for those who don't know Troma films, this is actually a real thing
Filmed in Massachusetts

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765488/


[img]http://img1.targetimg1.com/wcsstore/TargetSAS//img/p/11/37/11370764.jpg[/img][/quote]

"It's Brokeback Mountain meets King Kong"... With a tagline like that it has to be craptasically hilarious.

[Henry Gondorf]

* An casual day in the AAA Diner. Enter Anton Sha'qush. Finds Sally. Reveals a flatten iron pan with a missing handle. One side looks burnt. The other looks scraped clean.*

"What's the most you ever lost in a pan toss?"