Sally, soaked through n' hoarse as all get-out, hunkers down on a free stool to suck in one long breath of air. At Dr. Zinc's very reasonable orders, he downs one, and then a second bottle of water.
What. A. Weekend. After seven months of bein' cooped up like a bunch of pencil-pushers in a Cubicle Kingdom, freedom was back on the table.
As was Sally lacquered revolver, Wynona- a very special lady in dire need of some oil and a rag. Mud and blood and grit and gunk all over that beautiful finish.
"WHOOOO," Sally hollers, crunching the second bottle and hopping up on his stool.
"Friends n' Family n' Lovers all-a-bound! I do say we-all take a moment to enjoy the fact that we done scrapped side-by-side once again, shoulder ta shoulder and knickers to knees! A brother n' arms is a brother that ya got till just after ya step through them there pearly gates! A sister n' shields is the kind that can pull you by the ear and you'll tag 'long with a smile, cuz it means you ain't dyin' in a puddle of yer own innards!"
Whether or not he's got attention, Sally will ramble on, "So smoke 'em if ya gotta 'em, shoot 'em if they lined up, and gimme a che-eers to the Math that saved uss-all las' night, the family-way we done hunkered down ta da'fend ou'selves today, and the fact that we got each otha to count on tom-morrow!"
When a man says he's gonna give a cheers to college-level calculations, well, one can only reckon he's deadly serious.