looking to hire someone

[Merana33]

Whelp, I reckin someones gonna have to do this, so I might as well start.

I hereby open the community bail/medical fund for our dear Sally here..
He may be a drunk, reckless redneck.. but y'all cant deny his enthusiasm.
Anyone willing to insult 'the butcher's mother and -then- go toe to toe with him (however briefly) has more guts than brains. But sometimes that's the sort of go get 'em attitude that's needed.

Sheriff Winters, you mind overseeing the fund, since it'll be going into your coffers anyhow I suspect.

[Sally]

I, um, second this motion.

/Remember, ya'll, if the monster's trying to gobble my guts, well then, he ain't gobblin' on yours!
//My guts can't get gobbled in jail!
///...I probably shouldn't have said that...

[Jacob]

I assure you, we pay no attention to these forums.

[Deeg]

[Jacob]

We have the Collective for that.

[Sally]

[John!]

...

Handcuffs ordered....

[Sally]

... well, I'm going to assume that the Sheriff's Office is over by town hall, and thus, can say:

At least our 'house' isn't too far a walk from the jail.

/Anyone know a good lawyer?

[Henry Gondorf]

I can't help with a lawyer but I have a damn good line of credit at the hardware store and know my way around a bakery.

[Sally]

@Henry:

You. I like you, the cut of your jib, and your overall way of thinking.