Quotes ORAD2

[Zer0]

[color=#00FF00]a little late but eh...
lets all take the time to share our favorite quotes/moments from ORAD2. I'll Start.

EOD Team Member: "Are there any hackers who aren't sarcastic?"
The large group of hackers: (sarcastically) "NNnnnoooooo. no such thing..."

waking up during surgery...

Zer0 and Harry's video game theory

"your a doctor right?"[/color]
[color=#0080FF]"yes"[/color]
[color=#00FF00]"can you fix me up?"[/color]
[color=#0080FF]"well we are on a moving buss, but ok."[/color]
[color=#00FF00]"im not worried, this buss rides pretty smooth."[/color]
[color=#FF0000]STAFF:"by my voice, slam. you hit a road block."[/color]
[color=#00FF00]"oh god! why?"[/color]

[Owle Isohos]

This one mostly happened in my head, but...

Kelsey: "Why do you have horns?"

*She gets a non-answer, then notices the chains on his wrist and around his neck*

Kelsey: "Oh, you're a demon! Thank God! I was afraid you were something new and scary."

...because, despite knowing next-to-nothing about the supernatural at the start of game, by the end of it, demons were something comfortingly familiar compared to everything else on the island.

[Sally]

White Noise, to the Fey King of the Red: "I pledge Allegiance, to the Flag, of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA"

Mason Fell, appealing to our greater sense: "I'm telling you, they should be called DRACULAS!" this entire discussion was ridiculous and incredible

"I'm NOT BLOODY COSGROVE!" right before he broke out into a Scottish accent to prove his lack of Cosgrovity.

I can't pinpoint who said it, but when I came in, trying to relay the "Faerie King" business in my backwoods drawl, "Okay, redneck, that's not cool." Even my later assertions that "I'm bein golldarn literal here!" were met with scoffs.

Oh, and the Southern Preacher's entire speech that resulted in the Mass Blessing!

[Owle Isohos]

Oh, man, that entire Sally explaining what happened with the Fae King conversation was amazing.

Also, I chuckled every time you said the word "Vampir's." Thank you.

[PhilFromAccounting]

Phil gave a lot of answers when asked about his horns. Ranging from:

"It's a condition called Super Herpes..."

to

"I'm a cosplay enthusiast."

Take your pick, he probably won't remember them all anyway.

[Tesla]

"Next"

A Bound sits down on the bench in front of me

"Hmmm...This will be the first time I've ever given psychological counseling to a demon. This should be interesting."
"Now, normally, to get the patient into a better head space, I ask them to close their eyes and imagine someplace they have been happy, someplace with good memories. A childhood bedroom, a beach in Tahiti, if you are married, wherever you proposed to your wife. Something like that.
Do you have such a place?"

"A round room of stone walls, the pattern on the floor from when I was summoned, a few bookcases of books I learned to read from" Jangles his chains.

"Okkaaayyyyy........"

[Jaccob_Morris]

[quote]"A round room of stone walls, the pattern on the floor from when I was summoned, a few bookcases of books I learned to read from" Jangles his chains.

"Okkaaayyyyy........"[/quote]

Haha Jaccobs happy place