Private Investigators

[Tesla]

The Pinkerton International Gathering of Private investigators and Law Enforcement (P.I.G.P.I.L.E.) shall be held at from / until/ this year (Let's be honest, if we have to tell you, you aren't a good enough investigator to attend)

Panels will be held on

Snarkasm – Snarky remark?, Sarcasm? Why not combine the two and reap twice the enjoyment

The Fedora code – What exactly do you convey by the tilt of your hat? You'll be surprised what a 30 degree tilt and a snappy brim really mean

First-Person Smartass – Your inner monologue and you.

The Bottom Drawer – Why Scotch is sacrosanct. Rum is for Pirates, Vodka for Russians

There will be displays of this year's newest trends in Trench coats. Grey is the new Tan!

This year's Symposium will be held by Blue Cross/Blue Shield covering what injuries are considered Work-related with separate sub classes on Gun Shot wounds, Concussions and Venereal Diseases.

The end of convention Dance party will have a classic theme. Bring your Hawaiian shirts and start growing your best moustache, this year it's a Tiki lounge and we have a real ex-British Army Sergeant Major to serve the drinks.

[Madrigus]

that sounds like total fun, mostly for the panels.

[Eden Jones]

Don't forget seminars for the ladies!

The Little Black Dress: How and when to deploy it and, most importantly, how to conceal multiple weapons when wearing it.

Useful Accessories: hide lockpicks, weapons, stolen jump drives, etc. in plain sight.

Running in Uncomfortable Yet Fashionable Shoes

The Art of Sass

[Red]

[Eden Jones]

[Coco]

[Jacob]

Luckily, the brains and spleen of the conspiracy are located elsewhere entirely.