Occams Razor

So, my little theorists--what do you think is going to happen during the first Adventure Day?

Plane crashes and we have to fight wolves and eat each other.

<Note to self: Cannibalism mod>

First adventure day event

- Some overeager people will show up early and wait. Then staff will show up and set up registration tables. People will mill about and more people will show up. Staff will sit behind the tables and avoid answering any questions about the game and looking devious. Check in time will come and people will all try to check in a mad rush. Ezra will form them into some semblance of a line by zealous use of Boffo weaponry.
At the table, Elizabeth will ask each person if they will take the red pill or the blue pill. You must take one. Ken will handle weapon check in and at least one person will try to slip in something completely bizarre and wrong. Judicious application of the Trout of Shame will ensue. After everyone is finished getting into character, Jacob will make an announcement that the day will be spent at a picnic.
He will lead all the players out onto a pleasant field with picnic baskets, blankets spread out and the scent of flowers in the air. Once everyone is relaxed on the ground, a litter of kittens will show up. They will appear to be slightly underfed, but very lovable. Much petting, skritching, head bonks and purring follow. They won't eat anything from the baskets though.
There will be several silly games and contests. Lawn darts will actually be used safely. John and Coco will win the three legged race. People will show up very, very late and ask to register. Elizabeth will help them, but they only get allowed the red pill. The picnic baskets will contain many different sandwiches and fruit juices with some cheese, crackers and vegetables (for the rabbits in the group).
The day will pass pleasantly and even a rainbow will appear, though it won't have rained. (Many people will wonder how Deeg was able to pull off this special effect). At the end of the picnic, Jacob will give a speech about how much of a good time everyone had and people will agree unanimously. All the people that took the blue pill will pack up and go home with wonderful memories. The kittens will amble off, looking fat and well fed.
The people who took the red pill will be missing, but no one will remember them. They will never be seen again.....ever!

4 Strain will enter town.

6 body bags will leave town.

~Memo to self...

Holy Stanchion production exposed...

A Bound will be fully unbound and it won't be pretty. I have a feeling that it will happen more than once.

Someone is going to Perm and regret writing that 5000 word history.

There will be 6 simultaneous “By My Voice, Agony by Will” calls as a group of psychics hit 0 sanity (I'm being hopeful that none of them are Damaged) all due to Big Black Tentacles.

A player will get eaten by a Protean who says "H is for human. Omnomnom!"

The Tribal Council will be assassinated and quietly replaced with owls.

...replaced... with... owls, got it. What else?