Occams Razor

So, in some Powerball-filled alternate reality where somebody's super loaded and makes an Occam's Razor movie... the trailer has just come out!

Obviously, you're the main character, so you get a glimpse of YOUR MOMENT in the trailer.

What is that moment?

The game is halfway over ::ugly sobbing::, so what moment in 8 weekends, 4 shindigs, 2 Adventure Days, or a Fund Razor (or, hell, in a Forum Thread!) would be immortalized on the screen?

Remember, movie trailers are little more than snapshots...

Waking up to a cabin raid, rolling over to blow it away. Reloading, than going back to sleep.

Vasily slowly stepping out from behind zeke facing the town. Darkness dripping from his eyes and turns on his beam saber with a demented smile

Alice steps between a group of people and Adam Campbell, baseball bat in one hand, lead pipe in the other. The pipe flips around in her hand and she puts two fingers to her temple and her eyes squeeze close as she screams, a wave of purple energy pulsing out as Adam and everyone around them (friend and foe) screams with him. She lunges forward, a determined look on her face.

A brief cut.

Her sitting beside Lou on the porch of the AAA, both of them in tears. She lowers her face, covering it with her hands, the shot lingering on the Sun tattoo on her shoulder.

Bob: Stepping off the elevator into the powerplant, pumping the action on his flechette rifle as darkness starts to creep in at the edge of his eyes, Thek chittering from all sides as he says darkly, "Let's do this..."

Tony: "Humans are why we can't have nice things.."

Chloe stands at the front of a quartet of punks in a cramped, dim, humid basement, knuckles white around a microphone. She stalks and leaps back and forth across the small space not covered in dancing, screaming, sweaty people, her eyes lit. She roars as the camera pans left behind the crowd and transitions to black.

The roar shifts to something feral and inhuman as the camera pans over Chloe, Skinwalking, crouching on all fours on a tree branch, her fangs bared and glistening in the bright moonlight. A pair of soldiers below open fire on her as she hurls herself into their midst.

Billy would not appear in the sizzle reel.

He would be that character on the poster which received secondary billing, does not appear directly in the trailer, and leads to equal parts speculation and condemnation from people prior to seeing the film.

Similar to Maz Kanata in the Force Awakens.

<slips in with a bag of popcorn>

I think Eden would be more like Billy, i.e. not a headlining character. I also can't visualize one of those film clips of her doing something mighty, something heroic, or something epic.

All I can really see is one tiny clip of her rolling her eyes, laughing, and walking away while shaking her head.

Dubbed over a selection of various clips, interspersed between the quiet moments and obligatory inception noises...

LESLIE: "Take a second and think about that... Everything you ever feared - everything you've ever imagined might be there, watching you from the shadows; going bump in the night..."

[Cut to Adam and Hannah, singing the blind molly hymn. A flash, the sound of taut rope. Lightening for Drama. Black Screen.]

LESLIE: "All of it, is real."

[Cut to Leslie's stupid face, on the porch.]

LESLIE: "But seriously, don't worry. Like, there are people whose job it is to handle these kinds of things. Just try to stay out of their way, and, like, most abominable beings from beyond or murderers or whatever will totally leave you alone.

[Cut to Leslie, signing a contract in his own blood, while Mr. Teeth looms in over his shoulder.]

"Trust me."

[Cut to Sheriff Winters, Throwing Leslie to the ground: Screaming. Trailer picks back up.]