Occams Razor

After S2E3, Billy St. Francis started up a little thread writing Haikus about various things, including OR characters

Bloody vengeance walks
Bound into tortured spirit
They call him Penance

Lethal Huntress Stalks
Shattered Girl Screams, World Cracks Too
Somehow hand finds hand

Agent held in chains
Hides demonic face beneath
Sees colors for first time ((Yeah, okay, I cheated on this one >.>))

Lives or dies by gun
Made from bluster and barley
Holds tight the cleaver

Date did not go well.
Oh well, it could have been worse.
Hey look, The Penance...

Broken huntress screams
Fallen Angel seeks the Lost
Strange yet steady bond

By the well of bones
A reaper brings bloody death
But Maiden brings life

Alternative vision:
By the well of bones
A reaper brings only death
Gondorf, learn to dodge

Fireman fears no fire
Rushes into burning home
Town grieves together

New teacher arrives
Brings fresh eyes to old problems
Soon gains light saber

America's Past-time ((Cheated on this one too))
Given a whole new meaning
In Snow and darkness.

These are brilliant!

I am not saying the one to Kennigan should be recited in game. But it should totally be recited in game.

These are wonderful.

And I concur with Mr. Lautner.

Yessssssss....

This is a fun game and I am happy to take requests

For Whisper Hill:

The shadow deepens
Autumn's twilight creeping in
Blood shed before night.

She said "Break a leg,"
But she never specified
If it was my own.

In winter twilight
The tiny cricket whispers
SUPERKABOOMA!

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