Occams Razor

Main Street 4
Alan Wi.
Kevin Ga.
Lauren Ma.
Tom Se.
Brice Ga.
Janna Oa.
Jeremy Su.
Leanne Ho.
Jason Mi.
Jake Va.
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^ Team GHB1138, moving up in the world! I will still bring tapestries and other fun stuff to keep us warm and entertained in our house.

Anyone else get moved a bit?

Woohoo!

On some level I will miss my old bunk in Shadegrove #2. But yay, getting to be in a cabin! I hear they even come with bathrooms you don't have to wander outside to get to!

Howdy, neighbors!

You can look forward to woodland creatures of an over-large variety spewing trash about your house, overdosing teenagers puking to death on your lawn, Good-time-girls-and-boys milling about your porch looking for "fun", and Psychic Assassins pounding on your door.

Oh, and ::gestures to the glowing Ram Skull hanging on one porch:: you can count on your property values dropping thanks to "those people" living in the same neigh-bor-hood.

I'll take the decrease in property value and will not miss our large, over friendly ( and very real) wasp visitors.

AMEN!

Hmmm, indoor plumbing, Power supply sufficient for my Security System, Closer to the Diner. I'm all types of smiles and grins over this.
I hear the neighbors aren't half bad and you only get wild animals if you let JD bring home friends he finds in the woods.
As for Psychic Assassins, they can Huff and Puff, but I'm not turning off the electrified door and Alarm system.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the plumbing. Here, take two mains and don't forget to pick up your legs after you land. Claymores do tend to make such a mess of things.

Ah, I see ya'll is gonna be a welcomed addition to our little block party!

I'm going to miss you guys on Main Street. We got kicked out of Main 6 and shunted into the Bungalows. Hopefully the three of us can figure out a way to make the comparatively large room warm enough in cold nights.