This is a total non sequitur yet I feel with the impending doom about to befall us I figure this might be as good a chance as any.
Remember folks: As horrifying as it would be to find yourself faced with the 7 day curse from The Ring, such horror can be turned to laughter with help of a couple of flat screen TV's duct taped facing each other. Or One Facing out a very high Window. I heard that bear traps can be cheap when bought out of season. Show this hellion what Prof. Tom, Jerry, and Bugs taught you. Or if you don't quite care how long you live on the seventh day, grab a portable TV and do the WW2 minefield sprint and dive through the window into Chuck Norris's living room. Sure you might end up in a Godzilla v Mothra situation once the girl crawls through the screen. Take comfort in the fact after Chuck finishes removing his foot from your backside, you will have a front row seat to once in a lifetime fight.