by Sally » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:03 pm
Sally lumbers out of a cabin, bleary eyed and [gasp!] his hair everywhichway. He squints into the daylight and wipes the back of his hand over his mouth. One hand is gloved, the other is not. One foot is booted, the other shod in a bloody-stained, muddy running shoe. Rather than his tactical vest, he rocks a crumpled Mossy Oak cammo vest, and matching belt- all but one of the belt's slots for beer cans is empty. He still wears his gunbelt, and Wynona's handle juts out from his hip.
Running a hand through his wild locks, a flash of awareness comes to the man, and he pulls a battered mossy-oak print cap out of his back pocket and puts that hair on lockdown.
"What in tha' blue hell is all this racket?" he says, voice a gritty slur. For the briefest of moments, he looks the very foul picture of every media stereotype of a man from Kentucky. Surly. Ignorant. Unshaven. Belligerent.
As he approaches, seemingly unimpeded by the fact that his boots half a thick tread and heel, while his running shoes seem to be of thin, low-profile variety, the clear, unmistakable sound of a can tab popping up rings out on Main Street.
The can is empty in two gulps, and Sally tosses it back onto his porch. Another of his boots sits on that porch, under the watchful, gaping eye-socket of the Ram Skull.
With a shake of his head, Sally hups over the threshold of the 3-H, sees the ladies working, and says, "Oh, hey there darlins'!" and brightly, no less. "Thought ya'll was them damn techno-wub-wub kids, pukin' on my friggen lawn again. Helluva way to wake up from a nap." He glances back toward said lawn, where there is the definite impression of a body in the snow, beside a dried pile of... something.
When he turns back, he looks to Alice, "Ya got this here Chickadee checkin' fer rad-i-ation 'er somethin, Gustav?" At the time, when Dr. Zinc had told everyone at the front of the final radiation run to wield mops as shields, Sally had thought that sounded like a superb idea. Now, it occurred to him that folks gettin' ir-rad-i-ated were general clad in lead longjohns, no push-broom shields.
He looks to each of the ladies in turn, and says "Ms. Graham, no doubt fresh off makin' sure the Russians don't in-vade the Yook-Raine, I'm sure," and to Rory, "'n here's the sparkplug makin' all that there ruckus!"
Now that the threat of yet more vomit inundating his lawn is over, Sally seems in quite good spirits.
"Ya'll need a hand, 'er 'as the Chickadee here got it covered?" he grins at Alice.
In the small proportions of the cabin, it's painfully obvious that Sally is nearly head and shoulders taller than everyone, as he fills the doorway nearly completely. How he and the even bigger JD Walker, of all people, manage to fit onto the same set of bunks is a marvel of modern wood-fastening technology.
Up close, Sally appears to be encased in a network of bruises, dried blood, and faint acid burns (though, once could assume those could be from the Hot Sauce). He doesn't seem to notice.
Salvador "Sally" Lautner
GySgt., USMC (ret.)
"All you have is your fire
And the place you need to reach."
LL: Shaw LaMont
5G: Landry Saulteaux
Mad3: Luther Soren Wysen!
IRL: Scott LaTour