Brow furrowed, jaw slack, Sally says, "Well, it prolly ain't no secret that I gots a certain affinity fer hounds." The pink-headed dog medallion currently hangs from his bunk, given its affinity for rattling around against his dog tag chain, "I mean, a dog's a good an-i-mal. Knows its place in tha world- and knows yer place in the world. Don't get its nose outta shape 'bout it er nothin'..."
Sally scratches at his beard-chops and says, "But, I got asked that once, 'fore I got mah head shaved and sent a' marchin', and I'll tell ya the same thing I told that there coun-sel-lor- a gator."
As they head down the path to the AAA, Sally starts talking with his hands, "I knew these cats from Or-lan-do that useta tell all sortsa gator stories. Talk 'bout gators just pilin' up together in slow-movin' water, on river banks and such, baskin' in the sun. Come time to grub, they sorta shimmy inta the water, hang out fer a bit, layin' low. Maybe creep some, but more 'n likely, just let the current push 'em toward somethin... then CHOMP, ROLL, AND CHOMP SUMMORE!" Sally says clapping his hands together.
"Then it's back to pilin' on toppa one 'nother in the sun, belly full. I like that. Somethin' to be said fer that lifestyle. Al-li-gator."
Sally blinks for a moment, then cocks his head. "Hey, hold on, Alex-an-der and Mr. Morsi ar' like, one with the gator spirits, ain't they?"
He shakes his head, that sounded as nuts out loud as it did between his ears, "So yeah, Dogs n' Gators. I'm yer man. Though, as I hear, them two don't get 'long much..."