Keeping busy during the summer

[Brett]

"I'm trying to decide on what would be best to do. I'm kind of the last person you want making food for the whole town to enjoy... So I was thinking I might try a broadcast with some music rolled in, do a special live show for everyone once I get the technical difficulties worked out and some WZON classics rolled in there."

He takes a second, rolling into that announcer voice that movie trailers live for puffing himself up slightly like a bird in a Hawaiian shirt.

"This is Brett McKinnion coming to you live from the Doyon Company Picnic, because screw you hippies we kicked your granola crunching, birkenstock wearing goonie behinds... and now sports!"

Oh I could you know, get some cookies from the bakery too...