Occams Razor

Note Posted to Board:

Good Evening! I am hoping this finds reader healthy. My attention is made for owing people the money. You work for me fight the Yakuza, you get paid. I make two happenings against Yakuza. People maybe died, and they get paid by me for extra work. Some people get paid with things taken from Yakuza, but there is more. You go with me? Many people go with me. You let me know you go. Contact me with Privat message to Ondrej Vlk, (user: Cristovau). I clean the book this summer.

We so much thank you,

Tacked up below Ondrej's sign, is a note scrawled on the back of a ragged Last Free Voice that says:

"Fuck those Yakkyzas with their golldarn kaytannas. Sideways -- Sally"

:: a blue post-it is stuck below Sally's note ::

Golden katanas?
I would like a golden katana
- Blue