Occams Razor

It's always been a major point of confusion for me (and I think some other people) that when you're dead and someone uses a "Diagnose Stable" on you, what do you say?

No. You are not Stable, which is the general condition a PC is in (well, in most games, anyway ). You are not Unstable, either. You are Dead.

Yup. I remember having this exchange with someone I was treating during the first game...

"Diagnose Unstable By Medicine."
"No."
"Diagnose Stable...?"
"No."
"Diagnose Dead?"
"Yup."

Thanks!

For some reason reading this makes me want to say "I crave the flesh of the dead...."